Carlos Danger Makes His Escape

Former DNC politician Anthony Weiner, who used to go by the limp handle of Carlos Danger and cannot stop sexting, is married to Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton's main personal aide and crony. An FBI investigation into Weiner's alleged sexting of an underage girl has apparently uncovered more Hillary emails, which has thus reopened the FBI investigation into Hillary's missing and deleted 30,000+ emails.

No matter, I laughed until I cried at this graphic depiction of Weiner's mobile trainwreck.